South Park: Season 6 Episode 1 "Jared Has Aides" Full See full episode at tiny.cc "Jared Has Aides" is the 80th released episode of the Comedy Central series South Park. It originally aired on March 6, 2002. In this episode Butters has his premiere as the substitute of Kenny after Kenny's death. Jared Fogle, the ubiquitous spokesman for Subway, visits South Park, touting that "weight loss is easy" with a regimen of sub sandwiches. In the opening, the boys are prank calling the "City Wok", a Chinese restaurant in South Park. They order the "City Beef" and "City Chicken"--when the owner Mr. Kim pronounces the word "city" with his Chinese accent, it comes out as "shitty" and the boys crack up. When the boys visit Jared after his speech to the town, they are dismayed to find that his amazing weight loss is the result not of eating all the Subway sandwiches he wanted, but of intensive consultations with a personal trainer and a dietitian (whom he refers to as his "Aides") as well as eating only the six inch turkey subs without mayo, cheese, or other high fat dressings (or as Jared whispers "you gotta read the fine print at the bottom of the screen"). Cartman suggests that the boys cut a similar deal with the local Chinese restaurant, City Wok, and that Butters should gain forty pounds and then lose it, claiming that his weight loss was due to a strict diet of City Wok. Meanwhile, after being confronted by the boys, Jared decides to tell the world his secret to weight loss. He_b_..._/b_
